Meanwhile, Miss Kelly was snuggling up to Vin. In the process, she rubbed up against something big and hard. "Ohhhh, Vin... that's a mighty big gun you have there."
"Yes Ma'am, it sure is. I call it a Mare's Leg."
"Do ya think I can see it?" Kelly asked, excited now.
"I reckon I have something better to show you, Miss Kelly. Do you have some place more private?"
"Why, Vin Tanner, are you shy?"
"No exactly, Miss Kelly. I just reckon that there's somethings best done one on one," he winked.
"Mmmmnnn. Quite so, Vin. Quite so. This way." Kelly quickly led Vin to her room.